codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

(via gnarly)

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

(via blehrandomxd)

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

(Source: bluenude2, via zackisontumblr)

shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

(via blehrandomxd)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via done)

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

(Source: ttity, via fake-mermaid)